Sunday 8 December 2013

Quo Vadis? Or, Church Times Appointments Section in Full





I want my mitre back.












Have you seen my mitre?










No. I haven't seen your mitre.






Have you seen my mitre?




No. I haven't seen any mitres around here.




 


 
Have you seen my mitre?






 


No. Why are you asking me? 
I haven't seen any mitres. 
I would not abolish a diocese. 
Please don't table any more questions
under GS SO 105(a).





Have you seen my mitre?






 



I have a mitre.





 



 My mitre does not look anything like that.










Have you seen my mitre?





 

What is a mitre?






Nobody has seen my mitre.
My poor mitre.
I miss it so much.
What if nobody ever sees the Diocese of Wakefield again?








I HAVE SEEN MY MITRE!





                                   YOU! YOU STOLE MY MITRE!










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Have you seen the Bishop of Bradford?




 






I would like to be Rector of Cornhill now.
Please don't ask me any more questions.

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