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I want my mitre back.

Have you seen my mitre?

No. I haven't seen your mitre.

Have you seen my mitre?

No. I haven't seen any mitres around here.

 

 
Have you seen my mitre?






 

No. Why are you asking me? 

I haven't seen any mitres. 

I would not abolish a diocese. 

Please don't table any more questions

under GS SO 105(a).

Have you seen my mitre?

 

I have a mitre.

 

 My mitre does not look anything like that.

Have you seen my mitre?

 

What is a mitre?

Nobody has seen my mitre.
My poor mitre.
I miss it so much.
What if nobody ever sees the Diocese of Wakefield again?

I HAVE SEEN MY MITRE!

                                   YOU! YOU STOLE MY MITRE!

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Have you seen the Bishop of Bradford?

 

I would like to be Rector of Cornhill now.
Please don't ask me any more questions.